Since NBC had so much success with Coupling, ABC have decided it would be a good idea to remake another one of my favourite shows, Life On Mars debuts this fall, the trailer is below and it makes me want to punch a kitten in the face.

I’m going to go and cry myself to sleep now with my cardboard cut out of Liz White.

Season Eight of Smallville will see a major cast member bow out from the show. Spoilers after the jump. …Click here for the rest!

Nothing is happening in tv land that I want to write about, so we’ll jump to the cinema for bit, this used to be a TV thing so it still counts. Now you have to pay to watch it, even though it will be on Disney channel for free over Christmas.

Disney have released the poster for High School Musical 3: Senior Year

I hope these guys enjoy being on the poster, because apart from Vanessa Hudgens, none of these guys will ever do anything after this. Like Screech from Saved by the Bell.

If we are following the life story of the other “Disney Girls” there’s a chance Vanessa Hudgens will have naked photo’s on the internet in less than a year, in fact i’m amazed they arent already up.

Hulk Hogan has been photographed recently oiling up his daughter while she was sunbathing, which is a little bit disgusting really, they seem to not realise that there are certain place’s a father should not touch his daughter.

So how long do we give them before Brooke goes into drugs and porn? Maybe that’s the point in the ‘Brooke Knows Best’ show? I’m not sure I’d like to see that actually, she’s not that hot. I don’t see what Hulk sees in her. More Photo’s after the Jump. …Click here for the rest!

She was in Heroes so this counts as tv related news, there now that’s been justified we can continue with Kristen Bell.

One of my favourites, Kristen Bell, has revealed that she has kept the uniform she wore to Catholic High School for the soul purpose of torturing everyone who cannot see her wearing it. The following quote is from Kristen.

I tucked my uniform away when I was 18. I’m going to wear it on my wedding night!

I’m not sure how this relates to any of the shows i’ve filed this under, apart from the fact she happens to be in it. Sorted!

United States President George W Bush appeared on the US version of Deal or No Deal about a week ago. In the video clip he made the statement “I’m thrilled to be on ‘Deal or No Deal’ with you tonight. Come to think of it, I’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days,”. This episode of Deal or No Deal gave the show it’s lowest ever Monday rating acordding to the New York Post, losing 27% of the average number of viewers the show reguarly gets.

Is there any need to say anything else?

I’m late with this, I was hoping if ignored it would go away and someone would scream “April Fools!”, I wouldn’t even have pointed out that it’s well past April 1st!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - “Saturday Night Live” veteran Jimmy Fallon will take Conan O’Brien’s place on NBC next year when O’Brien succeeds Jay Leno on “The Tonight Show, a person familiar with the deal said on Thursday.

My original thought was actually “Why is this important to me?” followed very quickly by “Did I just get Herpes from this photo (NSFW) of Lindsay Lohan? I heard that was possible, she has actually got so many STD’s she has created a super STD which is airborne and comes through your internet connection, like a baddie from a Russell T Davies Torchwood script. True Story.

Oh yeah, my original point, Jimmy Fallon is a twat